What movies have not aged well?
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Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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